Ola!! This is Rachel's very wonderful and cool site!!! In fact it is technically the bestest site in the entire WORLD! AND its new and Updated...since Monday the 13th of Sept!! woah!!

Hello my dear pickled egg!!

That is a compliment btw! Go through every page on my site and appreciate the greatness. Go on! Treat yourself to it! you know you deserve it! A small charge of £5 needed before entry!! :-P jk

I love you, you random person! You are welcome to join the Rachel fanclub. just leave a polite ad affectionate (AND CLEAN!) message in my guestbook and all applicants will be considered. Please leave three reasons why u believe you are fit to be in my fanclub and i willl reply via email. thank you. :-P...xx

Randomness and quality weirdness!

Step right up, Step right up! See the fish with hair, whiskers and legs! Appreciate his ability to walk on land. however he must stay int he bowlland as the scarey fish killer will eat him!

Coming soon to the bench with Jimblob on... A complex of offices!!

Cheese cheese cheese cheese respect the cheese