1.The firstest and bestest joke of all. The Paintroom. The Paintroom is a mixture of many of our joke. How many best friends have you met who are nice enough to ruin each others lovelifes with random quizs and a forced night in the beloved paintroom. It will have NARNIA Wardrobes and lovely tiles.

2. Rations. Teehee pay us a visit and find out...

3.Robot Doormat, slight problems with this as he can be rather destructive but an efficiant house hold item.

4.Woodchip Wardrobe. Meal/SLASH/Candle/SLASH/Clothes holder/SLASH/Chandelier all in one.

5. Jeff. Delightful day out to the cinema. We met a lovely bloke, JC2? eh? eh? you understand! You know ooo we mean! Lovely chap, See im often.

6. V8. MMMMMMMM possibly the best drink ever made. Try it youll be astounded, its a bargin as well!

7. PRIMARK, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Princess Rachel and Queen foot and Stinky were shopping in erm the exclusive designer store bromley primark. Princess rachel or PR for short and the gang had arrived very early for they were going to be meeting stinky boys later that day. They were there at eight AM. When PR remarked, "ISNT IT TIDY" And stinky replied "usually youll find a top hanging from a light". In response PR foretold " Hanging from the lights?! Pfft! In hackney its just a big pile of clothes that people have to dive in to search for what they want!" hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaHA! When this story was told to rizwan the toe, (Truant) he did not look amused. JOIN US IN THE OUTRAGE!

8. TRUANT! You know who you are!

9. STUPID. Big Bro was on! hahahahahhaha you know what we mean! Remember stupid? stupid boy girl stupid? Stupid hair! Gay stupid! Or the boy girl stupid! or in the case of previous big bro Baldy, weirdboobs and stupid!

10. Platnium...Need i say more?

11. Science Songs! See left! WICKED! We learnt much and disrupted many others. Consult the song book. Mr Arolf SEE PICTURE BOOK!

12. DISEASE! Now adopted by Rizwan! And Sachin sort of. Join in but master the technique first. Step1- Place hand in front of mouth in a fist like fashion. Step2- Breathe in deeply. Step3- Bellow disease. Step4- learn the gift and talent before hand.

13. THe voice! ICT. When testing out one anothers capable search machines one must adopt a rather intellectual almost seductive manner of speaking which gives the impression of great knowledge of the subject and the phones you are searching for... ELISE STANDS AND WATCHES BORED...

14. BUG BUG BUG!!!!!!!!!!

15. Christines voice. Nothing sexier i say! STAR!

16. rachel and Pitrick. Days of orange denim dresses gone! Sitting wrapped up in welcome mats, GONE! the days of tin baths and buckets, gone... the charecter based on me and eventually straying rather a lot. Pitrick the sensible grown up man.

17.Sign language. Not your average signs. Obviously describing particular stupids. often given with a selection of sound effects.

18. HarHarHar LARF. A beautiful and appropriate way of expressing a joint and mutual amusement

19. Rachel's ex boi's! STUPID, Personality boy, ugly head! Thank the Lord they are gone from my life.

20.Not the last one but cant be bothered to write anymore. these are simply the 20 we can remember offhand.Time capsule and threatening messages secretly encoded into the grains of the back and unique table. That was never washed simply covered up on parents evening. Never washed that except when we removed the disgraceful text with a green and mouldy bar of soap. To think it started with my boat which was viscously and malicuosly turned into a snail with a few quick thrust of a pen they cut me to the quick. BELOW THE BELT!